Îmi scrie noua mea „prietenă”

Hello Dear,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?

My name is Miss Rama Djirama.

However it really pleases me to write you for a lovely and sincere friendship even if we haven’t met or seen each other before.

I will so much appreciate to see your reply soon so that we can share pictures and know more about ourselves.

I shall appreciate an urgent response from you, because i have something to discuss with you.

With lots of love from your new friend,
Miss Rama Djirama.

Iubire și bani. Sau când spamul e mai generos decât realitatea

Hello Dearest One,

How are you today, Please accept my sincere apologises if my email does not meet your business or personal ethics, I really like to have a good relationship with you, and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here.

Please I write not only to introduce myself to you, but also tender a joint investment business proposal for your considerations and acceptance. I know that receipt of my communication shall be a great surprise to you considering the fact that we did not know each other or had any business negotiations before now, I am also aware of the fact that there is a lot of fraudulent business proposals circulating around the world, which makes it imperative for one to be extremely careful before accepting and venturing any business proposal from unfamiliar person like me.

I however, pray your respected self not to allow the above unnatural abnormalities to influence your decision to accept my genuine proposal and intentions which undoubtedly would be of immense mutual benefits to both of us. I pledge to you for urgent and dedicated attention which this issue deserves.

I deem it necessary to introduce myself in detail for you and the need for your assistance to claim and invest my inheritance for me, I am Miss. Christina Thomas D. Voer Hanson, 26 years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Late National Bank of Liberia Governor, Thomas Hanson who died on June 8, 2009 at the Delaware County Memorial Hospital in Upper Darby from a massive stroke.

Meanwhile he had earlier undergone a kidney transplant in april 2009 at the university hospital of pennsylvania in philadelphia.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father’s treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.

Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but they hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily they did not discover where I kept my Father’s File which contains important documents.

So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou Republic of Burkina Faso.

I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country.

My father secretly deposited the sum of US$ 3. 628. 000. 000 in one of the prime bank with my name as the next of kin.

However, I shall forward you with the necessary information of the deposit on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country.

As you will also help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in the school in Monrovia-Liberia, before the death of my father.

It is my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

I am staying at the female hostel. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I advice you not to disclose it to a third party till I come over, once the fund has been transferred into your account. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions.I will try to scan my picture to send in my next mail.

Thanks as I hope to receive from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,
Miss Christina Thomas D. Voer Hanson

Anunț important pentru țară

În urma ultimelor zile, vă anunțăm cu flebețe și cu încântare, că numărul celor care ne spamează a crescut vertiginos și iresponsabil.

Dacă până acum, spamul era mai moale la noi…acum a devenit foarte tare, nociv de tare, în atare situații…numărul spamurilor, pe care le-am șters cu convingere maximă, ajungând la 10. 659.

Pe cale de consecință, dacă el tot va crește…înseamnă că traficul ia amploare…și dacă traficul ia amploare…atunci nici iubirea noastră nu moare.

Asta ca să negăm, scurt și obiectiv, acest cântec de mai jos…care prezumă sau împunge adevărul…cum că dragostea…dispare.

Nu, dragostea nu dispare!

După cum nici spamul…nu e fată mare

Deci, cântec:


Și melodia supra o dedicăm, din inima noastră blândă, unui pastor baptist devenit, recent, profesor plin…în ciuda faptului că nu a scris, în vara asta, încă vreo 10 cărți…ca să sară din conferențiar…în profesor.

Spamul „să trăiască”!

Rebeca mă iubește

Dobrý den zlatíčko!

Jsem slečna Rebeca, zájem o vás, a přejí si, že jste jako můj přítel, pro přítele je především o respekt, obdiv a lásku i vášeň.

Přátelství se skládá ze sdílení nápadů a plánování spolu, mám v úmyslu poslat mou fotku pro vás, pokud jste mi odpověď.

Poděkování od Rebeca.


Pe scurt: este „interesată” de mine o cehoaică…care nu mă cunoaște…dar care vrea să-i fiu prieten…și să îi trimit și ei o fotografie de-a mea.

Un spam obișnuit…dar, de data asta, nu l-am mai primit în engleză sau în franceză…ci în cehă.